Meal on a budget

This is a very good thing to eat, if you are, like, hungry or something, and like, you don't have a lot of money to spend on like, a burrito or something, but you want to eat...

Take one english muffin. One slice of balogna. One can of baked beans.

Put the english muffin on a cookie sheet. Put it in the oven and bake it, at like 800 degrees or something. While you're waiting, eat the bologna and beans.

Remove the cookie sheet from the oven once the english muffin catches fire. If you hold up the cookie sheet high above your head with one hand, you'll look just like a pro French chef! Dowse the flaming muffin with water or something and let it cool down.

IMPORTANT: Don't try to taste it while it's still on fire!

Once it has cooled, you'll probably want to throw it away. But at least you had some beans and a slice of balogna.